To Live Would Be An Awfully Big Adventure
fap-and-naps:


Neck Deep - What Did You Expect? (x)

fap-and-naps:

Neck Deep - What Did You Expect? (x)

nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

charmslithe:

joanhollowayharris:

she’s a cheagle.. beagle/chihuahua mix

i’m going to cry

charmslithe:

joanhollowayharris:

she’s a cheagle.. beagle/chihuahua mix

i’m going to cry

I read several dozen stories a year from miserable, lonely guys who insist that women won’t come near them despite the fact that they are just the nicest guys in the world.

..I’m asking what do you offer? Are you smart? Funny? Interesting? Talented? Ambitious? Creative? OK, now what do you do to demonstrate those attributes to the world? Don’t say that you’re a nice guy — that’s the bare minimum.

“Well, I’m not sexist or racist or greedy or shallow or abusive! Not like those other douchebags!”

I’m sorry, I know that this is hard to hear, but if all you can do is list a bunch of faults you don’t have, then back the fuck away..

..Don’t complain about how girls fall for jerks; they fall for those jerks because those jerks have other things they can offer. “But I’m a great listener!” Are you? Because you’re willing to sit quietly in exchange for the chance to be in the proximity of a pretty girl (and spend every second imagining how soft her skin must be)? Well guess what, there’s another guy in her life who also knows how to do that, and he can play the guitar. Saying that you’re a nice guy is like a restaurant whose only selling point is that the food doesn’t make you sick. You’re like a new movie whose title is This Movie Is in English, and its tagline is “The actors are clearly visible”.

David Wong, 6 Harsh Truths That Will Make You a Better Person

This never gets old. 

(via denasynesthesia)

goldenwebs:

tip for 6 year olds: dont do TOO well in elementary school, your parents will expect those 5 years of grades for the majority of your school life

galacticdad:

housing should be a basic a human right.

people shouldn’t have to “earn” a roof over their heads so that they don’t die in the streets.

the anatomy of a fall out boy song

spawkward:

  • cool bass line
  • incoherent mumbling
  • wooahh oh oh
  • na na na na  na  na  na
  • GUITAR
  • damn patrick how can you sing like that
  • angry punk yelling
  • title that doesnt make sense

ifunnyws:

Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman

appropriately-inappropriate:

Oh, well, damn.

brand-n-e-w:

davegrohlsnipples:

tautou - brand new

❄️

brand-n-e-w:

davegrohlsnipples:

tautou - brand new

❄️

-composure-:

Joyce Manor by Alexandra Bandow on Flickr.

-composure-:

Joyce Manor by Alexandra Bandow on Flickr.

graphrofberk:

I was bored..

graphrofberk:

I was bored..

geminiio:

i need ferguson to go down in history books. i need school children in the year 2074 to learn about michael brown being shot on august 9th, 2014 by officer darren wilson. i need this to spark a movement. this can not lose the focus of society a mere month after it happened. 

Tips for hanging out with some good looking boys???
Anonymous

productofsweden:

they’re probably really boring so make sure your phones fully charged

"Because, and you listen close, Steven. You always stand up.”